January 4, 2012

Accentuate the positive

So 2011 sucked. Not just for me, but a lot of people, from what I’ve heard. Mine sucked just as much, but it’s over and done with. The good things are that: a) it’s over; and b) I learned stuff. And if we don’t stop learning, we sort of shrivel up inside and become Stephen Harper.

However, I want to recap the things that made me happy, that brought little bits of joy and colour into my life last year1.

1. Dave’s MM6. Every year, this guy puts on an epic movie marathon and invites friends to submit a slate of movies for the rest of us to vote on. And then we vote, and then Dave does tabulations and makes spreadsheets and scores things – and then posts the results. Finally, we all trek to Ottawa to crash at his and Sarah’s place for 24 hours while we watch movies, tweet, blog, take pictures and make fan movies. This year, my third, I managed to stay awake for all but an hour and forty-five minutes of it, INCLUDING the WTFery that was “Human Centipede.” Good job, guys!

2. Decatur, Georgia. How much does my job suck that I got sent to a conference in Decatur, Georgia in April? When it was still in the minus digits in North Bay, low plus digits in southern Ontario, it was in the twenties the five days I was there! And the food2! And the bars! And the lovely people! I can’t speak of it but to gush, and would love to go back there some day.

3. My nephew and niece. Delightful children, they are. Cute as buttons, smart and creative. I didn’t get to visit with them as much as I would have liked to, but through the power of the interwebs, I was kept up to date with lots of pictures and phone calls. They even came to visit for a long weekend in August!

4. My sweater. After much dithering and distraction, I finally managed to knit myself a sweater. (Technically, it’s the third sweater I knit. The first didn’t fit me so I gave to my mom, and the second was for my niece.)

5. Fancy Ladies Night. I can’t believe I haven’t blogged about this before3. Just over a year ago, two friends and I vowed to create an event once a month that would allow us to get dressed up in our fanciest outfits and do something swanky. For a smallish northern town4 we have an abundance of nice restaurants that serve outstanding food, including one place that does exclusive invite-only tasting menus every few months (and guess who got on the list?)5 We’ve also done two Fancy Ladies Stay In, where they come here and we end up eating and drinking all night long, which is also fun.

Do I have any resolutions for this year? Not really. I want to take at least one day a week where I don’t turn on the TV and another day where I don’t turn on my computer (although my iPod is an exception so I can listen to podcasts or music.) And to try and update this thing more often.

  1. The funny thing is, the more I started to think of the highlights, the more highs I remembered and the more the bad, stressy stuff got pushed to the back of my mind. This is a good thing. [↩]
  2. OH MY GOD THE FOOD! I can’t adequately describe it all, but the highlight was The Iberian Pig, a tapas place that serves jamon iberico, a special kind of ham imported from Spain that’s only available in a very few locations in the US. [↩]
  3. Or maybe I can, given how rare it’s been that I’ve blogged at all over the last little while. [↩]
  4. Official motto: Just north enough to be perfect! Unofficial motto: Smallest of the big northern 5! [↩]
  5. To be honest, it’s not that hard to get on the list. You just have to put your name on a mailing list, but I like to make it sound REALLY SWANK. [↩]

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November 4, 2011

Reality is a waste of time

How I would have liked to have spent my time this evening: knitting, drinking tea, perhaps watching a movie.

What I actually did: puttered around on the computer for an hour and a half.

And I wonder why it takes me forever to finish any of my knitting projects?

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November 3, 2011

Y’know, you’d think at some point, I’d post some kind of explanation of where I’ve been for the past 6 months, and why all of a sudden I’m breaking radio silence. I’m sure the two of you who were still waiting for some sort of update are waiting, perhaps even patiently.

Right now is not that moment.

(Here’s a hint: it involves work, some travel and a lot of wanting to throw things.)

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November 2, 2011

Cat Nanny

The cat1 has been fed and watered, and has been wandering around crying. Apparently, he’s telling me to go to bed. Good advice!

  1. My parent’s cat, actually – not mine. [↩]

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November 1, 2011

Na-No-WriMo

This is the first year in a while I’m not doing NaNoWriMo. Not planning, not thinking about, not even a tiny bit interested in attempting. While I did do some work on my story(ies)1 over the summer, it’s not in any shape to be worked on or even continued. It should go back to the drawing board, and some steps have been made in that direction, but it’s a mess. And shit’s been crazy enough this year that I don’t have the brain cells to sacrifice worrying about yet another project that takes up most of my time.

So, this year I will gracefully decline to participate, and simply wish all the participants good luck and good writing.

  1. Basically, I just keep working on the same story, over and over, adding new parts each year. [↩]

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May 18, 2011

Tropes that kill

The other evening I was having a discussion with a friend about things in movies and on television that distract us from the story. I’m willing to overlook a lot if I’m enjoying the plot or the characters are compelling, but there are a few things that annoy me more than anything. Like, clunky, earnest lines delivered with a great deal of earnestness1 or when an actor can’t commit to an accent2

However, the greatest sin as far as I’m concerned is this: female characters who fight, either with weapons or in hand-to-hand combat in full makeup with their hair down, in short skirts or otherwise impractical outfits and high, pointy heels. Men, I don’t know if you realize this, but that’s bullshit. It’s nearly impossible to run for any distance or length of time in any sort of heel, let alone ones with spike heels3 The outfits are implausible for several reasons, including limited flexibility, equipment failure4 and the fact that no one ever seems to sweat or get grubby. Hell, whenever I fetch something out of the stacks at work I come back with dust or something on some part of my being.

And the hair thing? Mine isn’t all that long, and I’m a librarian, meaning the scariest thing I fight on any given day is the urge to roll my eyes at some of the excuses people give for not wanting to pay their fines. But there are times when I’m trying to hook up a VCR/DVD player/projector/computer or searching for cases or paper or barcodes and it’s all in my face and I just want to cut it off. Why do the powers that be insist on making them fight with it all in their faces?

I stopped watching Alias because of this, and pretty much any movie with Angelina Jolie. It’s also what I love about Olivia on Fringe – that she wears practical clothing and footwear and her hair pulled back when she’s working and still manages to be extremely capable at her job5

So, we came up with a list of female characters on film who seemed to buck this trend:

  • Ripley, from the Alien movies
  • EVE, from WALL-E (yeah, she counts!)
  • Tank Girl
  • Sorsha from Willow
  • Princess Leia
  • The Bride from the Kill Bill movies (with the same reservations as Olivia and Zoe)

Who else?

  1. Hawaii 5-0 reboot, I’m looking at you. [↩]
  2. John Hannah, whom I adore, does this in the Mummy movies – his accent keeps slipping from Scottish to English and it’s distracting. [↩]
  3. Guys – try this: stand on your tiptoes and put a roll of dimes under your heel. Now, try balancing on that roll of dimes. Hard, isn’t it? Try running in those, and then imagine trying to kick someone’s ass. [↩]
  4. Such as runs in nylons, torn hems, popped buttons, etc. [↩]
  5. I have a theory about why, even when you have a female character who kicks ass, she has to have long hair, as if it’s some kind of acknowledgement that although she’s busy busting shit up in a sensible outfit, she’s still a sex object. This also applies to Zoe on Firefly. [↩]

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May 5, 2011

Did not need to see that

This morning I woke up wide awake at about 5:30am, and despite my best efforts could not fall back to sleep. Given that the laundry is threatening to overwhelm my room piling up, I decided to be productive and at least start it.

When I brought my basket downstairs and started sorting it, I discovered a sad, lonely little pile that I’d forgotten last time (my splash pants, workout shorts, socks, a hoodie) and designated it the first pile to go in. I’d almost finished throwing it in the washer when I noticed there was something on the floor beside the splash pants, so I turned to take a better look and then shrieked like the girl I am.

It was a mouse. Dead, fortunately, because I don’t know what I would have done if it was alive1. I finally managed to pull myself together and dispose of it, after having poked it several times with a broom to make good and sure it was dead because yo, those little buggers can JUMP2.

I’m not sure what worries me more: that there was a dead mouse in my laundry or that my laundry was toxic enough to kill a living creature3

  1. I suspect screaming and jumping about until I either succeeded in scaring the mouse off or hitting my head on any number of low hanging things on the basement ceiling. [↩]
  2. There is a story about Bing bringing me a very not-dead mouse in the middle of the night once, and it ran up the curtain on my closet. I tried to knock it down with a broom so Bing could “take care of it” but it jumped at me. From several feet away. And almost landed on me. [↩]
  3. Oh, I’m not really surprised there are mice – you can’t live in a house this old at this time of year without having a few, although I’ve seen very little evidence of them. [↩]

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April 12, 2011

Let’s go to the movies

Here I sit, staring at a blank post, trying to think of something to say. Preferably something witty and intelligent, something like “Oy with the poodles already!”1 but not that.

Dave’s much anticipated Movie Marathon was a few weeks back, and it was a highly enjoyable 24 hours (as usual). I can’t add much to what Dave and Jorge already said, except that I TOTALLY called who patient zero was in [REC] before anyone else, and I was only one of three people to make it all the way through Human Centipede.2 For the record, I’m not proud of that accomplishment – it’s an hour and a half of my life I want scrubbed from my memory banks.

This intense glut of movie watching has lead to a flurry of my own movie watching lately. This weekend alone, I watched Iron Man 2 (meh), John Carpenter’s The Thing (love!), The Spirit (hate!), Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (love! – with some reservations3 ). I also started watching Six Reasons Why and Primer through Netflix, and intend to go back and finish them sometime soon.

(Here’s the thing: I’m quite enjoying my Netflix subscription. Sure, there’s not a lot of current programs on, and you have to be willing to explore what’s there. I’ve discovered a few programs that were new to me and have loved, a few I knew about – and hadn’t watched – and hated them, and others I knew about but hadn’t been able to watch when they were on and am now all caught up. The function I would like to see available in Netflix Canada, and from what I hear it’s available elsewhere, is a wishlist queue, or somewhere I can tag movies or shows I want to watch later in case I can’t find them later. Right now, the closest thing to that is watching five or ten minutes of it so that it’s in my recently watched queue. The major drawback of that is that the queue gets cleared at the end of the month, so I have to log into my account online the see what I started watching.4 )

But I’m still reading. Real books, and maybe a few ebooks occasionally. Maybe that will be next month’s post.

  1. tm Gilmore Girls [↩]
  2. And, as I took great pains to point out, the creation wasn’t a centipede – it was a millipede. This is because it had two limbs per segment and it moved slowly. So there. [↩]
  3. Namely, I find it too campy in spots, if that’s possible. [↩]
  4. If this were Twitter, it would have a hastag of #firstworldproblem. [↩]

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March 9, 2011

In like a lion, out like an angry lamb

About a week and a half ago, I started a post about how much I hated being sick. I’d come down with the cold that had taken out four of the healthiest staff at work, and somehow I knew if they got it, I was going to get it. It was a long, rambling post that, fortunately, didn’t get finished or posted because I was too tired to proofread it. Reading it over tonight allowed me to pinpoint where I started feeling feverish1 and there was no way I could clean it up.

So, in brief, you are spared hearing about how sick I was. In retrospect, not that much but I’m a lousy sick person.

However, you will not be spared hearing about how I had written a post about being sick and then didn’t post it, but then wrote about not writing about it. Oooo – I’m all meta right now!

I will say this about being sick: it did afford me lots of time to do nothing but sit around, knit and watch movies. Normally when I try to take a day off to do something like this, a nagging little voice in my head compels me to do productive things, like doing the dishes, doing laundry, sweeping the floors, dusting, reorganizing something, etc. and before I know it I’ve spent the day being productive instead of relaxing. 2 Whenever I tried to do any of the above while sick, I’d quickly realize I just didn’t have the energy, and didn’t my couch look like a great place for a nap, and oh – is there *another* episode of Criminal Minds on? Bring on the nap!

(It also afforded me the opportunity to clean a big chunk of unwatched shows off my PVR. I was waaaaay behind on Stargate: Universe, Bones and Fringe.)

Resolution update:

I’m not much further along on anything. I’m working on a striped scarf and have added over a foot to it, and even though I should be working on something else, I’m still adding inches to my cardigan (ideally, I want it done by Easter). No more wine has been consumed, but I did consume a lovely mocha porter from Lake of Bays Brewing Company.

  1. I was ranting about children, water bottles and germs. None of it made sense. [↩]
  2. Don’t get me wrong – sometimes all of these things help me focus my energy and it’s a good thing. [↩]

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February 19, 2011

Monster

A few weeks ago, Dr. Beth postulated that there is a thief out there somewhere that steals your time. While I agree with her assessment, I think that in my case there is a monster at the end of the month, and he is eating all of my free time. It’s the only reason I can think of for it already being over halfway through February.

Frankly, most of January whizzed right by in a blur, and February hasn’t slowed down that much, either. I’m trying to keep track of interesting events, but when I look back on them I realize how long ago they actually were. Like, the dinner party I threw for myself and two friends, where one friend brought the apps and margaritas, I made fondue, and the other friend brought cupcakes. That was four weekends ago now. And then there was the last-minute trip to Toronto1 for the big librarian’s conference I hadn’t planned on attending for various reason. However, for various reasons it turned out to be a really good trip and I’m glad I was forced to go.2

Resolution progress:

  • Knitting! One pair of socks are finished, and half a sock from the other pair are done. I’m up to the heel on the pair of socks for Rhiannon, and I can’t find the fourth pair. No movement on the shawls and scarves. I ripped out the handwarmers for Karen and reused the yarn to make her mittens, which are almost finished (and better be done by tomorrow since I’m going to see her.)
  • Wine! Two bottles down!
  • Spinning! I’ve spun roughly 115g of merino wool, alpaca and tussah silk, and am working my way through 115g of superwash merino and cashmere.3

And now I’m going to see if I can beat that stupid time-eating monster into a pulp.

  1. Although I don’t know if you can call four days notice “last minute.” I suppose you could, if you take into account we hadn’t registered, arranged transportation or booked accommodations. [↩]
  2. Some people will wonder exactly how awful it must be to work where I do when I’m “forced” to go to Toronto to a really interesting conference for three days, and stay in nice hotels, and whatnot. You people would be very right. [↩]
  3. SO! SOFT!! [↩]

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