Book Television Presents Naughty Librarian Week
Oh, how I wish I got Book Television. However, if you, like me, don’t have that option available in your cable package*, I’ll do what I can to be naughty next week.
Well, not full-on naughty. Mischevious, certainly. Evil, without a doubt. Unseemly if at all possible.
*Maybe I do and I just don’t know. Whatever.
Hell, I’m a naughty librarian every day!
And that chick in their commercial? Soooo wants to be naughty but is totally not. I bet the book she’s holding is the first book she’s touched in her life.