Larocque and Roll

It’s a girl! March 28, 2006

Congrats to Lisa and Marcus! And welcome to little Emma!

What is that glowing orange ball in the sky? March 26, 2006

It is stupidly gorgeous outside today, 6 degrees and sunny. It’s the kind of day that makes you believe spring has finally arrived, even thought there is still a week of March left, and the weather in April is a total crapshoot. People are out walking around in t-shirts and light jackets, and are as smiling as much as I am.

The long dark naptime of the soul I’ve been feeling since January is coming to an end. I’m less moody and am more energetic. I’m feeling happy and giddy about stuff, and I’m keeping my fingers crossed for good things to happen to good people - it’s just good karma, people!

Seven things meme March 25, 2006

Seven things to do before I die:
1. Get a passport
2. Knit a sweater
3. Live in Halifax for another two (or more) years
4. Find my soulmate
5. Host a fabulous martini party
6. Own my own house
7. Fit into a size 18 again

Seven things I cannot do:
1. Fit into my prom dress (which, not a terrible thing - it’s a hideous green)
2. Make witty small talk
3. Drive over the Burlington Skyway without having mild anxiety attacks
4. Figure skate
5. Stop buying books before I read all the ones I have
6. Get over my fear of hospitals
7. Find it in my heart to understand or forgive bigots, misogynists, homophobes and/or inconsiderate drivers

Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. Eyes
2. Sense of humour
3. Politeness
4. Level-headedness
5. No facial hair
6. Good cook / likes to cook
7. Appreciates the musical genius of Rufus Wainwright

Seven books I love (only seven?):
1. Stephen R. Donaldson, Mordant’s Need (technically, two books - Mirror of Her Dreams and A Man Rides Through)
2. Tanya Huff, The Keeper Chronicles (okay, more cheating! This one is three books, Summon the Keeper, Second Summoning, and Long Hot Summoning)
3. Poppy Z. Brite, Liquor (and Prime and The Value of X and Drawing Blood)
4. Neil Gaiman, Stardust (and Neverwhere)
5. Terry Pratchett (I can’t pick just one, and the list of the ones I like is too long)
6. Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Confidential
7. Gordon Korman, Jake, Reinvented

Seven things I frequently say:
1. “Let’s not and say we did.”
2. “Uhhhhh…..”
3. “Oh, so that’s what the kids are calling it these days!”
4. “Tinfoil!”
5. “I read somewhere…”
6. “Bite my shiny metal ass!” (from Futurama)
7. “Make me!”

Seven movies I’ve loved:
1. Tank Girl (let the mocking commence!)
2. New Waterford Girl
3. Wilby Wonderful
4. The Empire Strikes Back
5. The Lord of the Rings trilogy
6. The Last Unicorn
7. Finding Nemo, Willow, The Dark Crystal, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Mystery Men, and Yellow Submarine

I’m not going to tag seven people, but feel free to do it if you need something to write about.

Beep beep

Know what I spent five hours of today doing? Five hours of my life I’m not going to get back? Five hours I had to spend reading Mordecai Richler, because I didn’t think I was going to be that long so I brought a book I didn’t think I would like so I wouldn’t waste too much time reading it?

Getting the brakes on my car fixed. All of them.

Turns out it wasn’t just one or two of them that needed fixing. The front two were all gummed up, and the back ones were wearing thin. Or something like that. Basically, it was probably better that I follow their recommendations since, hey - brakes are kind of important. And I know squat about how brakes work. I like being secure in the knowledge that when I want my car to stop, it’s going to stop without having to hit something in order to do so.

Oh! And I got the oil changed yesterday. This weekend is shaping up to be all about the car maintenance.

Sockapaloooza Update #2

Three weeks later, and I have almost one whole sock!

I can’t even begin to tell you how pleased with how I’m doing. All of the other socks I’ve started, whether I finished them or not, haven’t progressed this far this fast. I’m loving Jaywalker, and I’m loving the fact I’ve avoided “laddering” (the loose stitches that form between needles when knitting on multiple double-pointed needles).

(See update #1)

May be worth mentioning March 24, 2006

Since I didn’t have to be at work first thing this morning, I was going to write about how I taped the men’s long program at the World Figure Skating championships last night and watched them when I got home (since I didn’t have to be up early, but we’ve already visited this point. Moving along….)

I would have mentioned how sick to death I am of the CBC showing Dubreuil and Lauzon’s wicked fall at the Olympics. We. Get. It. She fell and was hurt badly. Every time I watch that clip, my hip throbs in sympathy.

I would have mentioned how every time Evan Lyscek skates, he always seems to be at death’s door. Fractured hip? A case of the flu requiring IV? A serious upper respiratory infection? Check, check, check.

Also worth mentioning was how shocked I was that Sandhu managed to skate relatively well. And how awful I felt for Buttle. And how when the announcer mentioned Weir was skating with back spasms, I felt myself seizing up. (When he fell and didn’t get up right away? I started whispering, “please get up! Please get up!” Having been there, done that on several occasions in the past, I know the feeling.)

Other things I would have mentioned:
That I have to get the oil changed in my car.

That there’s a flapping sound when I apply the brake, but I won’t because then I’ll get the parental phone call, “What kind of sound? How long? What is it?” (Like… flapping. Since Monday or Tuesday. I’m not sure - maybe the antilock brakes?)

To Cynthia - I promise I’m going to do that meme! I’m halfway done already!

But, since I was pokey and didn’t get around to any of this before work today, I guess I won’t.

Important life lessons March 22, 2006

This goes out to Julie, J. and Bex (and Karen T.!): since we’re all turning 30 this year, one of us has to hit that magic number first. And, lucky for you, it’s me.

In our 30th year, we’re going to learn a lot of important lessons along the way, so let me share the first lesson I learned as a 30-year-old:

If you’re going to start baking at 11:30, make sure you’re not too tired to read the recipe carefully. Otherwise, you’ll have the batter in the pan and be thinking, “Huh. This stuff is awful thick,” before realizing you forgot the cup of boiling water that gives the batter a more batter-like consistency. Then you have to scrape it back into the bowl, getting the batter (which has the consistency of marshmallows at this point) all over the counter, the floor and, mysteriously, in your hair*.

* That last one may be unique to me. I’m talented - what can I say?

Greet me warmly, I’m one-quarter Irish! March 17, 2006

(My mother’s mother was Irish - everyone else is French)

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! I’m home, safe and sound, and want to sleep. And eat. Not necessarily in that order, though.

Today’s best moment, in the airport in Thunder Bay: a group of high school students were getting back from a March Break trip overseas, and two weary chaperons were following a particularly rowdy bunch. The first one turned to the second and said, “Where are their bags?”

The second chaperon responded, “Who cares? They’re the responsibility of their parents now.”

Priceless!

114254918212192148 March 16, 2006

Normally, I don’t obsess over my stats that much. I average about 150 - tops! - visitors a week, and I’m pretty cool with that.

I get my stats notification this week and look at the numbers. Over 200? And starting on Monday, it completely exploded - from and average 20 visits a day to almost 60? What gives? Checking the logs, it appears there’s a large number of visitors coming from the CBC website, specifically, The Hour. Huh?

Apparently, if you link to their web site, they link back to you, which is pretty cool. Very nice of them, in fact. I’m tickled by the attention I’ve been getting. Tickled, I say. Hee hee! That tickles! Stop…stop tickling! I CAN’T BREATH!

*Whew*! That’s better! Thanks guys! You rawk!

(And hi to all the new visitors!)

(And I’m still on the road. Tales of my various flights, hotel adventures, and pictures to follow sometime soon.)

(Aaaaaaand, because sometimes I’m a complete and utter spaz, I accidentally just posted this to the Team Canada blog. Gah!)

Need purse advice? Turn to the Internet! March 13, 2006

I’m going on a business trip on Wednesday (let’s call it Excursion Around Northern Ontario, Part the Third: The Northwest Redux - I’m looking forward to it, as long as it doesn’t snow), and need serious help. About other things besides the obvious!

I don’t know which purse to take.

Here are the candidates, with a brief description and pros and cons of each.

Purse #1: The Everyday Purse

This is the purse I use on a daily basis. It’s big enough to hold my wallet, camera, cellphone, iPod, in addition to at least one paperback or a small knitting project (like, say, a sock). I got it a few years ago in a funky little shop in Port Dalhousie.

Pros: It screams “I’m unique! I’m an individual! I have funky, eclectic tastes in shoulderbags!” Plus, it holds lots of stuff.

Cons: What it doesn’t exactly scream is “I’m a professional!” And it’s fraying and a little worn in spots.

Purse #2: The Boring Purse

This one is more professional. The strap comes off and I can carry it around like a handbag. It’s brown leather and it looks nice. It doesn’t hold much, but it has pockets for what it does.

Pros: Screams “I’m a professional!” Is a good purse for polite society and going out. Like I mentioned, converts from a shoulderbag to a handbag.

Cons: There isn’t a lot of room in it, and tends to get heavy fast. Also, it’s bulky and sticks out and gets caught on things. I don’t usually take the strap off because I’m afraid I’m going to put it down and forget it somewhere, which is bad, moreso on this upcoming trip because of the distances I’ll be traveling.

Purse #3: The Smaller Shoulderbag

It’s small and neat, and I use it all the time in the summer. As well, I know at least four other people with this exact same model (Hi Julie! Hi Thistle! Hi third person who I’ve forgotten who you are but I apologize for doing so! Hi Robin!).

Pros: Small and portable, which is good if I’m already going to be lugging around a briefcase and a suitcase. Will hold the absolute essentials, which is good if I’m going out for dinner or something.

Cons: Somewhere, my sisters are looking at it and having the same reaction - “It’s a summer purse! You can’t use it in the winter!” Which probably means I need a smaller winter purse. And have you noticed that word I keep using to describe it - small? Yeah. Its size is a liability (what with the putting down and forgetting of things.)

Purse #4: The Big Bertha

This is the one I used on previous trips because it was big and doubled as a briefcase. Hell, it’s big enough to fit my laptop in. I can fit everything from purse #1, plus a hardcover book, maps, and snacks in it.

Pros: Like I said, big. Roomy, even. I can’t lose it or forget it somewhere. If I go souvenir shopping, I can pop everything in here until I can get to my suitcase. Or I can put important stuff in here and save room in the briefcase. Did I mention the size?

Cons: I’m already bringing a big briefcase for my laptop (it has wheels!) - why do I need a second laptop-carrying option? Plus, the size means small stuff tends to get lost in the bottom, if I put my wallet in the pouch on the inside, it keeps collapsing, the iPod fits in the cellphone pocket, which means the cellphone usually ends up lost at the bottom, and the more room I’m allowed, the more I find stuff to put in it.

Which one do you think I should use? I think I know which one I’ll end up using, but I won’t say anything until you’ve had a chance for input. It’s too late to buy a new one, but is there anything I should look for in my next purchase?