Brain goo
My brain has turned into goo and has run out my ears. In addition to finishing up projects at work, trying to read the handbook for new job, mentally prepping for not one, not two, but three road trips in the next two weeks, I’m also trying to make sure all the i’s are crossed and t’s are dotted on the paperwork necessary for me to become a homeowner.
That’s right. Home. Owner. Savour it – take a sip, taste it, roll it around your mouth and then spit it into the discreet spit bucket because, like fine wine at a tasting, you don’t swallow it. You just sample it and move on to the next glass of overpriced, fermented grape juice.
(Oh, have I mentioned it’s hot? And humid? So everyone – sing it with me: “It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.” Very good. You in the back over there – yes, you – were a little flat, but it just added to the overall harmony. Nice!)
So, because apparently the weird is not just confined to me and mine, I give you… kittens!
They took your bid? YAY!!! Welcome to the hell that is home-owning!
Save me a spot on the porch and keep my margarita cold, will ya?
Congrats on home ownership!
So are you going to post a picture of your new house so we can see it? Pretty please?
Hey, congrats on the house!
Now the Herb Tarleks can run free (just keep the mint locked up if it’s in the Tarlek line-up).
I cannot help but hum the Pursuit of Happiness…”I’m an adult now…”
yah in my current position i avoid ever seeing a tax bill, a water bill, a hydro bill,a gas bill etc etc…7 years and counting….if i ever vacate this position i think i will have to examine ways to be incarcerated in order to attempt
to replicate this lifestyle
happy home owning!!!