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Come sail away with me January 29, 2007

Filed under: All About Moi, Travel — Rebecca @ 8:28 pm

I am both the best and the worst person to travel with.

I’m the best because if I know where we want to go and have an idea about the schedule, I can make a workable timetable, get maps, check transportation options, and find the best way to get from point A to B. I will look up addresses and phone numbers (just in case), and check up on opening hours so we’re there in plenty of time.

However, should something happen to that schedule - like, say, you find out the hotel booked you for one less night than you requested - I am instantly the worst person to travel with because then I start to stress out about the whole timetable, and become both highly inflexible and petulant. I will pout and whine and moan about this disruption, and how it’s now ruined everything, and how we now must start all over from the beginning.

Throw in finding this wrench in the gears the day before you’re supposed to leave, and I become impossible.

And! Top it off with a day that should have started with crawling back into bed because it did not get any better, and I’m the last person on earth you want to travel with.

So! The gist of this all is that I’m going to Toronto tomorrow for the OLA Superconference, and will be returning Saturday, not Sunday as I had hoped. It’s really not a big deal - I don’t need to go to Romni or Lettuce Knits or Americo or any one of a dozen bookstores. However, I still feel it necessary to sulk for a while before moving on, and fretting about other things, like, say, packing.

Oh boy.

More from Toronto if I get the chance!

 
 

Tell me something I don’t know January 25, 2007

Filed under: Hilarity — Rebecca @ 12:11 am

So, normally, I don’t post a lot of links to things I find amusing, but I have to share this one (or at least, my reaction to this one). Long story short: there’s a video of a song floating around the internet, called “God Hates Fags” - it’s a terribly cheesy song, and there’s been much debate about whether or not the whole thing is a hoax (go here - the video is on the band’s web site. Then come to your own conclusions.)

The link comes courtesy of a “ministry” site, where they also have a handy list of bands to avoid because they’re gay. Some are so obvious - Boy George, Pet Shop Boys, Eurasure - it isn’t at all surprising. Others - Metallica, Jay-Z, Kansas, Nickleback, Frank Sinatra - made me scratch my head. But the one that made me fall off my chair laughing was at the very bottom.

Elton John is gay?

No kidding, eh?

 
 

Best books of 2006 January 21, 2007

Filed under: Bookish — Rebecca @ 6:08 pm

Over at Steel White Table, Phillip is counting down his ten favourite movies from last year. Now, usually I’m lucky if I can remember the last two movies I saw, let alone the ten best. However, I did keep track of all the books I read last year, so I can tell you which ones I liked the best. It’s not in any particular order of greatness; rather, I’ll go in chronological order.

1. Sarah Vowell, Partly Cloudy Patriot
A very earnest and heartfelt tribute to the United States - she’s not overly sentimental, nor is she harsh towards those who tarnish that golden image she paints of her homeland. Her chapter on Al Gore is excellent, and explains how his run for the presidency wasn’t only a battle of liberals vs. conservatives, but a war between nerds and jocks.

2. Dan Savage, The Commitment
This is a scathing indictment of the whole anti-gay marriage movement, as well as a look at the personal choices he and his boyfriend made. It’s no-holds-barred, blunt, and sometimes shocking, but meaningful at the same time.

3. Anthony Bourdain, Tyhopid Mary: An Urban Historical
I love Bourdain. If he wrote the phone book, I’d be sure to get a copy and read it all in one sitting. In this book, he turns an otherwise colourless story about a woman who was a one-woman typhoid factory into a story about the history of kitchens, food prep and the servant class at the turn of the 20th century.

4. Poppy Z. Brite, Drawing Blood
Brite is another of my phone book authors. It’s gory and messy, and there is violence and unbridled emotion in this story, but it’s one of my favourites, and I read it almost every summer.

5. Pamela Ribon, Why Moms are Weird
Loved loved loved this book! I sat down and read this book from cover to cover in one go. There were passages that cracked me up, and others that just ripped my heart out.

6. Terry Pratchett, Thud
The world can be divided into people who love and “get” Pratchett, and those who feel obligated to read Pratchett to humour those in the first category, but don’t really like it or “get” it. That’s not really relevant to anything, but I just felt the need to get that out there. Anyways. I always feel smarter after I finish one of his books because he manages to make current events or political situations understandable by simplifying them and then breaking it down.

7. Sarah Dessen, Just Listen
What I love about her novels are the emotional breakthrough her characters go through, and how support usually comes from unexpected sources. Her characters are real, and their pain and problems are real, and that even though they come through the crisis, they still need support. (I also love that her male characters are arty and creative, independent creatures, and sweet and understanding souls. Why aren’t there more men like that in the real world?)

8. Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job
Not only is Moore strange and funny, he can also write about sorrow with deftness. But it’s a mostly funny book.

9. Rachel Cohn and David Levitan, Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
It’s a great story about two wild and crazy kids, and the fateful night they met. No matter what happened to them after the story ended, it would have made a great story to tell the grandkids.

10. Kevin Brockmeir, A Brief History of the Dead
Mildly creepy - definitely one I shouldn’t have started reading after 10pm, because I ended up having to stay up until I finished reading it, and then also regretted that decision. Still! It’s an interesting story about what happens to us after we die, and what might happen if everyone dies.

11. Audrey Niffenegger, The Time Traveler’s Wife
No matter how many people had great things to say about this one, I was always worried that the time travelling aspect and non-linear storyline would throw me off. However, it’s a beautiful love story, and I won’t say anything else lest I spoil the ending.

12. Keith Miller, The Book of Flying
A story about stories, and the young man who collects them. And I swear I didn’t love this book just because the main character is a librarian!

 
 

Tragedy January 17, 2007

Filed under: Library Geekage, Working for a living — Rebecca @ 11:02 pm

We had a death in the library on Tuesday. Thomas, who’s always sat in the same spot to do his job, gave up the ghost at around 3 in the afternoon. He started working, made a funny noise, and then quit. Fine, but then there was the smell, which patrons noticed and commented on.

Frankly, I don’t have time for this. I’m getting ready for the OLA conference in two weeks, and have a ton of stuff to do. I don’t need to deal with a death and all the accompanying crap that goes along with it. On top of this, how the hell am I supposed to get him out of the library? He’s too big to fit in the dinky little elevator, so we may have to hack him up and take him out piece by piece, and deal with the mess afterwards. Whatever we do, it has to be done soon - I’m getting sick of looking at the corpse.

By the way, I’m talking about one of our microfilm readers. I bet you thought I was talking about one of the patrons!

(Yes, all our computers and microfilm readers have names. We’re quirky that way. There were four microfilm readers - Minnie, Fuji, Thomas and Franklin - of which only two work (Minnie and Franklin). Minnie is hooked up to a computer, Sonia/Sonya, and you can print things on her. Franklin is a year older than me, which is like two hundered in microfilm reader years.

The rest of our computers have similarly clever names - downstairs, we have internet stations with names like Colt, Harrison, Wordsworth, and Skye. The three circ computers in the Adult department are named after the three musketeers, Arthos, Porthos, and Aramis. The computers in the training room are named after the seven dwarves.

One of the major reasons for doing this is to help with identification if there’s a problem; rather than telling IT computer 3423 or the second circ computer on the left isn’t working, we can just tell them that Fiona is being grumpy, and they know exactly which computer to look at.)

 
 

The socks, they are finished! January 15, 2007

Filed under: Knitting — Rebecca @ 11:06 pm

Last night, at roughly 9:00pm, I finished the socks I’ve been working on since October.

Mom's socks - finished!

It’s not really fair to say they took that long. I started the first one in October, got sidetracked repeatedly, and finished it a day or two after Christmas. The second one was started a day later, and finished just over three weeks later.

Now, I am without project. Tonight at knitting guild, I mentioned I could only focus on one thing at a time, and the other members were aghast. Really, I like to work on one thing because I don’t want to be distracted, and if I wait too long to work on the second item, what’s likely to happen is that I’m going to forget details I need to remember. However, if I don’t let myself play with other things in the meantime, I forget whatever ideas I had while I was trying not to be distracted. As has happened in this case.

 
 

It’s still Wednesday somewhere January 11, 2007

Filed under: Bookish, Knitting, Misc — Rebecca @ 12:45 am

While this won’t be the most random post ever, it’s going to come close.

For the last few weeks, we’ve been enduring warmish, unseasonable weather here in the “frozen” north. This is my third winter up here, and there have been precious few days where I’ve thought to myself, “Colder than a witch’s teat out there, it is.” [1] So, Sunday night it starts snowing - big, fluffy flakes. It’s all pretty and winter-like outside, and I should be happy it’s starting to look and feel seasonal out there.

Except…

Sunday night I watched “Perfect Storm” on the Discovery Channel, and they were focusing on the ice storm in Montreal a few years ago, and what could have made it worse. Lovely! Now I’m looking at all that beautiful, fluffy snow on the branches of the trees, and thinking, “what if it starts to freezing rain? What then?” [2]
~

Looking back at my efforts to track what I read last year, again I failed miserably. At least I managed to make it to the June books before the end of the year. The problem is that I failed to record the books I read from October on. I have a quick list on a post-it note on the front of the notebook I use to track these things, but I’m sure I’m missing at least two, plus the one I read at the beginning of December, which I’ve totally forgotten, and the two I read over the Christmas holidays (The Time Traveler’s Wife - absolutely stunning; and A Brief History of the Dead - eerie and riveting). [3]

So I’m not sure what to do with regards to recording my reading progress. I could try and keep up with that blog, but only doing the books that really left an impression on me, and doing a complete, but brief, monthly list over here. That way, it feels less like homework and more like me telling you “you should read this! And here’s why!”

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I’d like to open all my windows and blare Sleater-Kinney’s “Entertain” to the neighbourhood. However, it’s -26 out there at the moment, and my laptop speakers aren’t all that powerful, so it wouldn’t make that much of an impact. But it feels like one of those songs you need to play loud and throw the horns at. Then follow it up with Le Tigre’s “TKO.” [4]

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Another thing I used to keep track of was what I was knitting. I know this because I was tagging my archives a few months ago[5] when I switched over to this site, and came across my works in progress updates. I should start doing that again, because I’m still knitting a lot, but just not showing much of anything. My most recent project?

Mom's finished sock

This was supposed to be for my mother for Christmas, but I wasn’t finished. I’m well over halfway done the second sock now.

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Anyhow. That’s enough randomness for one evening. Maybe I’ll do some more knitting stuff tomorrow.

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[1] Yes, I talk like Yoda when I’m thinking to myself. Problem with that have you?
[2] All my fears are rational!
[3] I have a feeling there was another one in there, but it’s also been forgotten.
[4] Which I used to hate, but it’s really grown on me.
[5] Um, I’m still not done. I sort of crapped out during April 2005, I think.

 
 

Five things, y’all January 9, 2007

Filed under: All About Moi, Mememememe — Rebecca @ 12:08 am

Okay, so Anna at TangonaT tagged me to tell you five things about myself, based on blog posts from last year.

1. I joined the Knitting Olympics, and competed as part of Team Canada, in the Hurry Hard Handwarmalong. And I managed to complete my project, too!

2. I turned the big 3-0, and learned an important lesson.

3. I traveled a lot. I went to Thunder Bay, Toronto, Owen Sound, and Ottawa. I also went to Red Lake, Elliot Lake, and Kirkland Lake, but didn’t write about them.

4. I got a job in North Bay, and bought a house.

5. On my fourth try, I suceeded in completing NaNoWriMo.

So that’s it. If you, you, you, you, aaaaaaaaaand… you are so inclined, you too can play along at home.

 
 

Low Res January 3, 2007

Filed under: All About Moi, Playlists, Tunes — Rebecca @ 11:23 pm

Now it is the new year, and the time for making resolutions. I don’t normally make resolutions for a few reasons:

  • I am already perfect and need no further improvement (Yeah, I couldn’t keep a straight face typing that either…)
  • I would rather do the things that need to be done without announcing them to the world. If I need to tell people about it, it’s because I should already be doing it.
  • I’m so lazy that I know I’d break them within a week, so better not to start at all.

However, I hit upon a perfect compromise this morning while getting ready for work - I’ll combine a resolution list with my favourite pasttime - making a random playlist! So, hitting “random play” on my iTunes, here’s what my resolutions for this year are:

Resolution #1: Paul Simon, Late in the Evening
Go out more often, hang out with friends more often, and go to bed later.

Resolution #2: Etta James, At Last
Maybe this year, I’ll get lucky in the romance department. My finger’s aren’t crossed and I’m not holding my breath, though.

Resolution #3: Rufus Wainwright, Across the Universe
Travel! See the world! Or at least, go to the funky bookstore across the street.

Resolution #4: The New Pornographers, Letter from an Occupant
Stay on top of my correspondence, and send more letters and email to people.

Resolution #5: White Stripes, Seven Nation Army
Get passionate about a cause, and support the hell out of it.

Resolution #6: Great Big Sea, I’se the B’y
Woo! The CLA conference is in St. John’s this year! Look out George Street, here I come!

Resolution #7: Cake, Stickshifts and Safetybelts
Start saving for a new car. The Old Green Girl is holding up well, but for how much longer remains to be seen.

Resolution #8: Thrush Hermit, The Day We Hit the Coast
Also? Start saving for that trip back to Halifax you keep threatening to take!

Resolution #9: Wonderstuff, Size of a Cow
Is that a hint that I should start taking better care of my diet? If it is, could you have picked a kinder way of telling me so?

Resolution #10: Tito Puentes, Mambo Gozon
Take some kind of dance lesson again - someone teaches Latin ballroom and bellydancing here in the city, so I should track her down.

Anyone else have any interesting resolutions?

 
 

Excerpty goodness January 1, 2007

Filed under: NaNoWriMo — Rebecca @ 10:05 pm

Check it out - I finally posted some NaNo excerpts tonight! I tried not to read them closely because, while I know they’re embarrassingly bad, I don’t need to know just *how* bad they are.

Click on the “My NaNoWriMo” link on the sidebar. Eventually, there will be more, and they will be from both 2005 and 2006.

UPDATE: On second thought, I’ve password-protected it. Email me if you want the password (rlarocque at gmail period com)